Grocery Shopping Guilt Trip

Grocery shopping is something that everybody does, despite how much it sucks. There's no way to avoid it. Milk is always running out and/or going bad. Yeah, you could probably go to the corner liquor store and get some milk, but you also noticed that you're running low on bread. Then you move something that's turning gooey and black to the side and realize you're running low on water too. Suddenly a moment of despair overcomes you. For it is that moment when you realize you need to go grocery shopping.

So you drive out to your local grocery store. Park your car and proceed to walk to the entrance. As you grab the shopping cart that has apparently suffered a stroke, you notice that there's a person with a clipboard standing near the exit. This always reminds me of the Resident Evil 2 video game. I'll explain why.

In the game, all the dead people in the town have turned into zombies. While the game sends you around in circles, you notice a dead person just sitting on the ground. You stare at your character staring at it. Afraid to move anywhere near it. People that get devoured by zombies tend to turn into one. With this knowledge you shoot it five times, but realize that nothing is happening and you're running out of ammo. So you take your chances and zoom by it. As the game progresses you have to keep going by it. Its just laying there. You know it'll eventually become a zombie and you'll have to deal with it later.

That's how I feel about those who are waiting for you at the grocery store exit. You know they're going to be there when you get out. I don't even know why they're there. They seem like you don't exist as you walk into the store. Do they really think anyone is going to give them money after Albertson's just raped their wallet?

I always feel guilty when it's for a good cause and I just say no and walk on. Especially when it was a young girl who needed college money. (which was probably bullshit) She told me her sad story and how she just needed a small donation. I did a role reversal and told her my sad story. (which was mostly bullshit) I was proud of myself. Mostly because I talked to a stranger.

By the way...does anyone get lost in a grocery store? I'm my own ABC television series. I tend to never know where I'm going.

Keeping It Reel: Iron Man 2

A 32 oz. Coke...$4.50. A medium tub of popcorn...$5.50. Movie ticket...$11. Being able to show up to a midnight showing of Iron Man 2, dressed as Iron Man?....PRICELESS.

Yes, I did go to the midnight showing of Iron Man 2 last night/this morning, but no, I did not dress as Iron Man. Sadly, a few peers in my age group did. They waited in line, with Iron Man masks over their faces and blue glowing light protruding out of their chests.

I really enjoyed the first Iron Man movie. I thought Robert Downey, Jr. did a fantastic job, playing the rich, heavily flawed superhero. Needless to say, I was hyped up for the sequel.

I knew I was going to be bothered by this movie before it even began. I really dislike when actors are replaced in sequels. Sadly, Terrace Howard's character in the first Iron Man was replaced by Don Cheadle in Iron Man 2. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Don Cheadle. He is a terrific actor and actually does a fine job in this movie. I just get all OCD with continuity. It feels like its not the same character we were introduced to in the first movie, though we are forced to believe it is.

The movie, itself starts off a bit choppy and awkwardly paced. It feels a bit uncomfortable to watch as the movie starts off with a lacks\ of focus. That is soon forgotten once Sam Rockwell's character settles into the picture. He is the movie's scene stealer, which is quite an accomplishment when you're starring opposite Robert Downey, Jr.

I read somewhere that Mickey Rourke actually stayed in a Russian prison to prepare for his role in Iron Man 2. I think he's going to regret his decision to do that after watching the film. His character, Whiplash, is misused. This is mostly due to the fact that Iron Man 2 spends most of its time advertising its anticipated Avengers movie.

(For those of you that don't know Marvel is teaming up Iron Man, The Hulk, Captain America and Thor for one blockbuster movie. All of whom, are discreetly mentioned through the film. You have to pay attention to small details to notice them, not to mention sticking around after the credits are done.)

As in most cases in comic book sequels, there's more action that its predecessor. The special effects are top notch as you would expect and the fighting scenes are filmed well. Getting to watch Scarlett Johansson kick ass in tight, black spandex is always good in my book.

There's going to be a few "WTF?" moments, but those mostly happen in the beginning and are easily forgivable and quickly forgotten. There are also some deep underlying themes that never really get to surface. Sacrificed for action I assume.

Is Iron Man 2 better than the first? No. Is Iron Man 2 worth the $11? Sure. Do I think the fan boys with the Iron Man masks and glowing chest pieces were happy when the movie finished? Definitely.