Spam...Its Whats For Dinner

What you are about to read is a conversation I had with an AIM spammer. I figured they waste everyone's time for a living and that I would return the favor. I honestly didn't think the spammer would let the conversation go for as long as it did. I think it might have had to do with mentioning a certain name randomly. I used that to my advantage.



gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:13:17 PM): wana cyber
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:16:53 PM): its good
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:18:52 PM): i got logitech webcam
Jason (5:19:18 PM): WHEN SPAMMERS ATTACK IV
Jason (5:19:24 PM): NEXT ON FOX
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:20:08 PM): no next on my computer
Jason (5:20:40 PM): if you were a hotdog and you were starving
Jason (5:20:43 PM): would you eat yourself?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:20:56 PM): youre hotdog
Jason (5:21:28 PM): that wasn't the question
Jason (5:21:49 PM): you're a hot dog right? and you're really hungry....do you start munching on yourself to stay alive?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:22:39 PM): yours
Jason (5:23:06 PM): so what website link are you going to send me and I won't click
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:23:26 PM): none u dojnt appriciate it
Jason (5:23:38 PM): you're right...I dojnt
Jason (5:24:51 PM): okay I want you answer me honestly
Jason (5:24:54 PM): how did you get my screen name
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:25:06 PM): secrit of spamers
Jason (5:25:26 PM): it was Steve wasn't it
Jason (5:25:32 PM): Steve is ALWAYS blurting out my screen name to people
Jason (5:25:35 PM): its ridiculous
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:26:09 PM): whose steve
Jason (5:26:34 PM): some guy
Jason (5:26:44 PM): hey so do you work in some telemarketing office or something?
Jason (5:26:46 PM): if so
Jason (5:26:51 PM): you should give me the screen name of someone else
Jason (5:26:54 PM): so I can spam the spammer
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:27:05 PM): thats ilegil
Jason (5:27:11 PM): but aren't you spamming?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:27:32 PM): no
Jason (5:27:43 PM): true, you haven't sent me a link to anything
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:27:49 PM): all i did was ofer u some fun
Jason (5:27:50 PM): but you know you were
Jason (5:28:07 PM): well let me offer one of your co-workers some fun
Jason (5:28:14 PM): and by fun I mean by confusing them and brightening their day
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:28:23 PM): u must not like webcams
Jason (5:28:42 PM): well I assume its a website
Jason (5:28:49 PM): where some girl gets naked
Jason (5:28:58 PM): and about 30 guys are watching at the same time, typing with one hand
Jason (5:29:01 PM): I don't see how thats fun
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:29:07 PM): u dont like naked girls?
Jason (5:29:17 PM): I like naked girls when I can touch them
Jason (5:29:32 PM): adn when I'm not paying money
Jason (5:29:33 PM): ha
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:29:49 PM): u dont pay for webcam
Jason (5:30:01 PM): what country are you from?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:30:23 PM): u want personal infermation but u wont watch webcam
Jason (5:31:00 PM): pretty much
Jason (5:31:06 PM): so are you spamming others while I'm bugging you?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:31:26 PM): its about imagination
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:31:30 PM): like ur touching them
Jason (5:32:10 PM): yeah I could see that, just not my thing
Jason (5:32:16 PM): I prefer the real deal
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:32:33 PM): dont u think webcam girls are hot
Jason (5:32:47 PM): yeah but its still just a computer screen
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:33:36 PM): u never musta had webcam
Jason (5:33:48 PM): nope
Jason (5:33:50 PM): don't care to
Jason (5:33:59 PM): so back to that hot dog question
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:37:03 PM): u want me to answer ur questin and u dont want to use webcam
Jason (5:37:15 PM): yeah pretty much
Jason (5:37:26 PM): wait...are you the one thats on the webcam?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:38:30 PM): me
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:38:34 PM): or one of my ladies
Jason (5:39:33 PM): by ladies you mean 18 year old european immigrants needing money?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:39:55 PM): no
Jason (5:40:43 PM): ah
Jason (5:40:46 PM): South American then
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:40:57 PM): u dont like latinas
Jason (5:41:12 PM): I do like them
Jason (5:41:18 PM): do you like Lady Gaga?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:43:21 PM): yes
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:43:29 PM): shes wonderful
Jason (5:44:35 PM): so this webcam thing
Jason (5:44:40 PM): is there a show at 8pm?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:45:08 PM): 24hrs
Jason (5:45:18 PM): so there is one at 8pm
Jason (5:45:28 PM): thats too bad cuz I won't be home at 8pm
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:46:05 PM): bad 4 u
Jason (5:46:54 PM): you're not going to answer my hot dog question are you
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:47:14 PM): u can register for webcam service
Jason (5:48:25 PM): I can also sing my abc's while doing jumping jacks
Jason (5:48:28 PM): doesn't mean I'm going to do it
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:48:36 PM): u will hav fun
Jason (5:48:47 PM): I dunno...jumping jacks are kind of boring
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:49:19 PM): u can watch when u get home
Jason (5:49:48 PM): I see neither of us are going to budge here
Jason (5:49:58 PM): I won't register and you won't answer my insightful question
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:51:40 PM): it serves as a useful aid
Jason (5:52:29 PM): thats what they said about offshore drilling
Jason (5:52:32 PM): and look whats happened
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:52:43 PM): only thing to spill will be u
Jason (5:52:52 PM): HAHAHAAHA nice one
Jason (5:52:53 PM): hahaha
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:53:15 PM): dont u like spilling
Jason (5:53:26 PM): I just wonder if Kevin Costner would want to clean it up
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:54:07 PM): dont you
Jason (5:54:20 PM): well I hate spilling coffee
Jason (5:54:26 PM): its the worst
Jason (5:54:26 PM): its hot
Jason (5:54:28 PM): it stains
Jason (5:54:39 PM): then you have to pour a new cup
Jason (5:54:43 PM): its ridiculous sometimes
Jason (5:54:44 PM): don't you think?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:55:04 PM): u can chose from brunetes blondes or redheads
Jason (5:56:46 PM): no baldies?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:56:56 PM): thats hpw u roll
Jason (5:57:15 PM): no, just curious
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:57:23 PM): can find one
Jason (5:58:59 PM): so is the webcam industry booming?
Jason (5:59:17 PM): you know with the recession and all
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:59:51 PM): people always like that stuff
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (5:59:53 PM): not u
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:01:17 PM): it s just a supplement to the real thing
Jason (6:02:57 PM): its like wanting to eat strawberries...and having strawberry flavored gum
Jason (6:03:09 PM): yeah it tastes like strawberry, but it doesn't satisfy the hunger
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:03:28 PM): well if strawberries are outta season, why not have gum
Jason (6:04:36 PM): well until there's a zombie outbreak, and women are scarce...I'll pass on the webcams
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:05:09 PM): sometmes there is
Jason (6:05:45 PM): wait....there's been a zombie outbreak?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:05:54 PM): of girls
Jason (6:06:09 PM): nothing worse than a zombie on its rag
Jason (6:06:14 PM): they want to eat EVERYTHING
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:06:21 PM): some guys like it
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:06:26 PM): i can find that if u want
Jason (6:06:28 PM): okay lock all your doors
Jason (6:06:30 PM): and windows
Jason (6:06:49 PM): get weapons that are at least 3 ft. long
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:07:04 PM): whose steve
Jason (6:07:25 PM): this buddy of mine who gets drunk all the time, he's not a problem
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:07:25 PM): everyone knows a steve dont u think
Jason (6:07:33 PM): you know what
Jason (6:07:38 PM): you're probably right
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:09:56 PM): guess u will never know howi got ur screnam
Jason (6:10:36 PM): nor will I ever know if you'd eat yourself if you were a hungry hot dog
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:11:00 PM): u said nor
Jason (6:11:22 PM): yes I did
Jason (6:11:29 PM): I'm happy you caught that?
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:12:44 PM): thats proper
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:12:50 PM): why do u do that
Jason (6:13:27 PM): beecuz I lyke 2 bee yuzing gud englesh
gaga00hlalaa@yahoo.com (6:14:53 PM): why was steve ur first choice
Jason (6:15:42 PM): because of how Steve is
Jason (6:15:53 PM): yoooou know how steve is
Jason (6:16:08 PM): anyway I gotta go board up windows and stuff because of the zombie thing
Jason (6:16:16 PM): you take care and have fun with your webcam thing

I Think I Hate You Mr. Gates

I've always been a PC guy. When I watch those "I'm a Mac" commercials with Justin Long, I tend to laugh because its retarded. Also, I think of the night me and my drunk friends saw Justin Long at a bar in LA and punked him for well over an hour.

Due to my laptop's screen burning out towards the end of '08, I decided to buy a desktop computer. At the time Vista was the new thing and I was forced to purchase a computer that came with Vista pre-installed.

The major problem with Vista is that it's not compatible with older games/programs that ran fine with Windows XP. Also, it's almost as if the Windows Vista software is self aware and knows itself to be unstable. Since I starting using it, it would constantly ask me if I wanted to create a back-up drive. I always thought...I'll wait. Well, much like those mail-in rebates from Best Buy I tend to never send in, I never created a back-up drive.

Judgment Day occurred on Friday, June 4th at approximately 11pm. My MP3 player, which I've now named Agent Smith, caused a glitch in my computer. Who knows why it happened. I've had that MP3 player for over five months with no issues.

This is actually pretty devastating to me, considering all the side projects I was currently working on. Creating music, writing lyrics/screenplays is something I did as a hobby. I had a lot of stuff. Incomplete stuff, but stuff none the less. Now all is LOST with no true explanation. Much like the TV show.

Unless Mr. Bill Gates knocks on my door with a free copy of Windows 7, I think I'm going to switch to Apple for my next computer.